Thursday, February 22, 2018

Please stop handing Olympians our flag

What follows is my Feb. 22nd Op-Ed in the Orlando Sentinel
On Feb. 22, 1980, I was a 13-year old sitting in front of a black-and-white television watching the United States hockey team play the seemingly invincible juggernaut from the Soviet Union. So few people thought the U.S. had a chance that night that the game was actually tape-delayed and broadcast after it was already over.
Of course, everyone knows what happened next. The U.S. team, filled with nothing but college kids, shocked the planet and ended the USSR’s domination in this sport. During the game, for the first time anyone could recall, American fans broke out into an ear-splitting chant of “U…S…A.”
Several years ago, I interviewed Jack O’Callahan — a prominent member of this team — for a book I was writing. He told me that the players were stunned by this arena-shaking chant and used it to raise their game to a championship level.
Two days later, the same young men topped Finland to win the last gold medal our country has ever seen in men’s hockey.

After the game against Finland, U.S. goalie Jim Craig stood on the ice looking for his widowed father in the stands. While he was searching, a young woman came up and put an American flag over his shoulders. This spontaneous act was not designed to help Craig make millions in endorsements or portray himself as a special patriot. It just happened.
Thirty-eight years later, American competitors — and their fans — have hijacked this moment of purity and turned it into a farce.
Every American who finishes in 17th place in any event is met with the USA chant, as if coming in near last place merits the mimicking of the 1980 moment.
All Americans who win medals are immediately given flags to hoist so that the cereal and cellphone companies will have their free photographs ready to go when those athletes cash in on their “let’s turn gold into cash” moment.
Granted, I have nothing against using victory to chase the fruits of capitalism. If I won a gold medal in any event, I would cash the checks that would follow.
Yet, there is something more to this.
Notice what happened when American superstar Shaun White won his medal in snowboarding. He was handed the flag for his “Jim Craig moment” and then proceeded to drag it on the ground and even walk on it.
There it is.
For White — who later apologized for this incident — and the rest of the teenage and millennial Americans competing in the Winter Games, the flag probably is nothing more than a prop to most of them. The Cold War is over. Our schools rarely teach much American history anymore, and it is probably unlikely that their parents taught them to respect the flag (see the NFL protesters of the same age group).
Therefore, I would like to suggest the following:
First, all Olympians should receive basic instruction in how to hold our flag — and hoist it only if we beat Russia in something or beat everyone else for a gold medal.
Second, American fans should realize that the “USA” chant has been overused and perhaps should be replaced with clapping and cheering — unless we beat Russia in something.
Third, people should stop handing the flag to all athletes who win medals, and instead hand them boxes of cereal or posters of the cars they will be marketing after the games — unless we beat Russia in something.
This would be more genuine and would keep curmudgeons like me from bringing up 1980 every four years.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Should we want people from S---hole nations?

What follows is my January 13, 2018 Op-ed from The Orlando Sentinel
As our nation approaches the one-year mark in the administration of arguably the most controversial president in our history, we were all treated to the latest “you have got to be kidding me” moment when Donald Trump referred to immigrants from Africa and Haiti as people from “shithole countries” and openly questioned why we would want people to come to America from those places when it would be better to receive Norwegians instead.
Beyond the usual eighth-grade vulgarity of this peculiar person, and beyond the pretty obvious racial overtones of his derogatory remarks, is a very good question.
Why, indeed, would the United States want to see people from Africa and Haiti seeking our shores when far richer people from Norway might be available?
Mr. President, here’s why:
Second, when we look at the cost-benefit calculation used by potential immigrants, we see that there are good reasons to celebrate the arrival of Africans, Haitians and other immigrants from your so-called “shithole countries” list.
When people decide to move from one location to another, they first examine the likely benefits they would receive from the place they are considering. Those benefits are then compared to the direct cost of relocating and, more importantly, the opportunity cost of that move. Opportunity cost is the value of the second-best choice a person can make.
Every year The Heritage Foundation ranks nations based on economic freedom. That measure looks at taxes, regulations, property rights, the level of corruption, ease of starting a business, trade freedom, government spending and more.
African nations and Haiti do not fair well on this list. Out of 180 nations evaluated last year, North Korea ranked last. Several African countries including Chad (162nd), Sudan (164th), Zimbabwe (175th) and the Republic of Congo (177th), were, along with Haiti (159th), in terrible shape.
The reason these nations rank so low is because in every case, corrupt governments have destroyed the economic freedom people in those nations have a God-given right to enjoy. Corruption is rampant, property rights barely exist, and citizens of those countries know that if they pursue their self-interest to make a better life for themselves, they can lose it all to the politicians who run roughshod over these nations.
People from those nations who move to the United States do so in order to gain economic and political freedom — not to live off the welfare state. In fact, Americans make up a far larger portion of social-welfare payments than immigrants do. Immigrants from horridly poor nations routinely arrive in the United States, look around, and get to work. If immigrants wanted only to arrive somewhere and then do nothing, Norway would be a better choice.
Speaking of Norway, while Norwegians enjoy a higher standard of living than residents of poor African nations, they also tend to use their votes to support higher taxes, greater regulations and more welfare spending. Since you have been president, you have called for less of these things. So, if we recruit people from Norway, won’t we be receiving folks who oppose your agenda?
Moreover, if we want free markets and capitalism, wouldn’t it make sense to welcome people who have been longing for those ideals and who are moving in order to get away from too much government in their lives?
So, Mr. President, as you prepare to sign love-based immigration reform, it would be wise to ask the question, “Who needs America’s love more — white socialists from Norway, or black freedom-seekers from Africa and Haiti?”
p.s.  Ronald Reagan can help you here...

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Baker Mayfield, Lincoln Riley and the search for men...

As a graduate of The University of Oklahoma I believe I am entitled to comment on the recent display of boorish, classless behavior of OU quarterback, Baker Mayfield.
In case you missed it, Mayfield - upset that Kansas players refused to shake his hand before the coin toss - decided to take his normal behavior of trash talking and wild celebrations to another level during OU's recent beating of the Jayhawks.
On the sidelines, where ESPN cameras were zeroed in on Mayfield, he grabbed his crotch - more than once - and yelled "F&$#@ You!" - more than once towards the Kansas sideline.
How nice for the millions of kids and moms and dads and other humans to get to watch this kid mimic the worst of the sports underclass by carrying on like a fool.
Unfortunately for all of us who enjoy sports Mayfield's antics are merely a symptom of a "look at me" disease that has swept through professional, college and even youth sports.
Sportsmanship is out.  Vulgar, prideful displays are in.
Dropping the hammer on stupid behavior is out.  Sensitivity is in. 
If you don't believe, watch this clip of OU coach Lincoln Riley discussing Mayfield after the Kansas game.
Let me see if I can get this clear in my mind.
Your quarterback embarrasses everyone connected with your university and you take the stage to cry about how important he is?
Mr. Riley, allow a 51-year old man (and coach) to assist you here.
How about taking the stage and announcing that Mayfield is suspended for the entire West Virginia game and that the next OU player who humiliates the program will be gone.  How about telling the sports world that while Mayfield is forgiven, it is time to END this type of garbage even if it means losing a game and losing the Heisman trophy for this talented, but immature young man?
Too often these days parents, teachers, coaches and other "adults" in authority excuse the behavior of nitwits instead of changing behavior with tough love.
Sitting Mayfield for a few plays will not help him get the message.
Lincoln Riley needs to "man up" and his player become a man.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Floridians discover that self-reliance works better than government

 What follows is my recent column in the Orlando Sentinel
It was with a mixture of amusement and aggravation that I read Sunday’s Orlando Sentinel, which featured a front-page article on the progress of debris removal after Hurricane Irma.
After a month of waiting for some sign that FEMA contractors would appear to pick up piles of rotting wood on the side of roads all over Central Florida, residents finally discovered what life was like before FEMA.
Some enterprising teenagers and others have begun applying the beauty of capitalism to the sloth-like pace with which government works.    They have discovered that our government has no motivation to do anything quickly or efficiently and faces no consequences for moving at around the same speed as a glacier when it comes to serving our community.  One group of enterprising teenagers had earned over $2,000 doing what our tax dollars had supposed to do. 
Others have found that it is possible to load storm debris in a personal or rented vehicle and haul it away on our own.  This staggeringly simple concept is precisely what life in America was like until we turned over personal responsibility – and neighborly duty – to those that take our money by force then fail to serve us well.  Before FEMA people woke up the day after and natural disaster, grabbed shovels, rakes and other equipment and got to work.  They also did not stand around telling their neighbors to “wait for government” when work needed to be done.
I should note that on September 17th I took my youngest son to Universal Studios.  I went out of my way to look for any signs that a hurricane had passed through either park.  I could not see so much as a twig lying out of place.  Apparently, without the federal government, Universal Studios figured out a way to clean up hurricane messes with speed and efficiency that would (or should) make any politician blush.  You did not see Universal Studios officials showing up in the news wearing hiking boots and L.L. Bean clothes (the apparel politicians all wear when “assessing” storm damage).  Instead, carrying out Adam Smith’s invisible hand, the parks were cleaned up so that profits could continue to roll in unabated.
Universal cannot force anyone to visit its parks.  Universal would have faced dire consequences if it cleaned up limbs as fast as our government.   
Yet, the Sentinel article also pointed out another interesting fact.
Apparently, there are local and federal rules and regulations concerning how and where storm debris can be disposed of.
These rules have led to bureaucratic hurdles that have slowed down the rate at which hard-working people can clear our streets and make some money to take care of their needs.
The irony here is self-evident.
First, the government charges us income taxes to pay for FEMA then fails to do its job with anything resembling urgency.   
Then, sick of waiting for our tax dollars to be put to productive uses, private citizens spend their own money and time to clean up our state –only to have the same government slow down that process as well.
As a free-market economist it would be easy to contend that our friends in Puerto Rico would be better served if FEMA was turned over to Wal-Mart, Home Depot and other profit-centered businesses. 
​In some ways I actually feel sorry for folks who work for government who actually care about being good public servants.  They are unfortunately attempting to be productive in a system that rarely rewards productivity.  
This is why the limbs are still on the side of the road.


Thursday, September 28, 2017

How Donald Trump became President

I wish I could say that what follows comes from my mind.  It does not.  It is from chapter 10 of F.A. Hayek's 1944 book, The Road to Serfdom.  The title of the chapter is Why the Worst Get on Top.
"There are three main reasons why such a numerous and strong group with fairly homogeneous views is not likely to be formed by the best but rather by the worst elements of any society. By our standards the principles on which such a group would be selected will be almost entirely negative.
In the first instance, it is probably true that in general the higher the education and intelligence of individuals becomes, the more their views and tastes are differentiated and the less likely they are to agree on a particular hierarchy of values. It is a corollary of this that if we wish to find a high degree of uniformity and similarity of outlook, we have to descend to the regions of lower moral and intellectual standards where the more primitive and "common" instincts and tastes prevail.
This does not mean that the majority of people have low moral standards; it merely means that the largest group of people whose values are very similar are the people with low standards. It is, as it were, the lowest common denominator which unites the largest number of people. If a numerous group is needed, strong enough to impose their views on the values of life on all the rest, it will never be those with highly differentiated and developed tastes it will be those who form the "mass" in the derogatory sense of the term, the least original and independent, who will be able to put the weight of their numbers behind their particular ideals.
If, however, a potential dictator had to rely entirely on those whose uncomplicated and primitive instincts happen to be very similar, their number would scarcely give sufficient weight to their endeavors. He will have to increase their numbers by converting more to the same simple creed.
Here comes in the second negative principle of selection: he will be able to obtain the support of all the docile and gullible, who have no strong convictions of their own but are prepared to accept a ready-made system of values if it is only drummed into their ears sufficiently loudly and frequently. It will be those whose vague and imperfectly formed ideas are easily swayed and whose passions and emotions are readily aroused who will thus swell the ranks of the totalitarian party."

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Price Gougers are Heroes

The following is my most recent Op-Ed in the September 7th Orlando Sentinel
On March 9, 1776 Adam Smith published the most important book on economics ever written.  In The Wealth of Nations Smith wrote, “It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.  We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.”

241 years later, Hurricane Irma churns towards the United States and Florida politicians – by ignoring Adam Smith – are making our lives miserable.

It is, of course, illegal for businesses to “profiteer” by raising the price of water, gasoline, generators, batteries and any number of essential items during a natural disaster.  Lawmakers – often among the most economically illiterate humans you will ever meet – tell us that we can call a special hotline if we spot anyone responding to 150 mph winds by raising prices on all of the things that are selling out because we can’t raise prices.

The folks in Tallahassee tell us price gougers are greedy.  We nod in agreement as we pile water, batteries and toilet paper 20 feet high in our shopping carts with no regard to our fellow citizens staring at empty shelves.

I suppose we are supposed to walk into the grocery stores, see nothing on the shelves, and say, “Gee, I am so grateful that my government did not allow water prices to rise.  Now I can face dehydration knowing they are looking out for my best interests.”


What if busy-body politicians simply let the free market work the way Smith intended?

Here is what would happen.

First, the category 5 storm heading for our peninsula would cause everyone to scurry like greedy rats out into the market place to stock up on enough supplies to last five years.

Second, upon arriving at the store they would see signs reading:  HURRICANE IRMA SPECIAL:  WATER - $30 (or more) PER CASE.

Then, consumers who care about no one when prices are low are all of a sudden forced to care about everyone because the higher price serves a critical rationing function.  Now the water will be rationed based on our actual demand (and ability to pay), not some panic-induced buying binge that harms other people.    The higher price stems demand and makes sure more people can find water.  They might have to cut back on their cable bill, restaurant spending or phone plan to buy water but so be it. 

Higher prices also signal entrepreneurs to rush supplies to areas impacted by such storms.

Think about it.  If generator prices were allowed to rise you would quickly see people in Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama and surrounding states buying up generators and hauling them to Florida.  Since none of the generator profiteers can possibly know who else is thinking the same way, we would see a relatively large increase in the supply of generators pouring into the state.

Adam Smith’s “invisible hand” would then guarantee that the extra supplies and greater competition would force prices to fall back towards a lower market equilibrium. 

Without the chance to cash in and earn large profits there isn’t the same motivation to bring in live-saving generators or roofing supplies. 

Remember the hurricanes from 2004?  Blue tarps stayed on homes for years because the government of Florida did not allow prices to rise or out of state roofers to make money in our state.

It is also important to note that price gougers (so called) are simply selling their private property at a price they and others agree to.  Private property rights make up the core of what our country is founded on.  If I own something I should have the right to part with it at the price other people are willing to pay.  Voluntary, free exchange is not allowed in places like Venezuela.  It was not allowed in the former Soviet Union.  Instead, governments set prices at “fair” levels and people could not find anything due to the shortages that were created.

So, the next time you see someone on the side of the road selling water or plywood for the new “hurricane price”, stop and say thank you. After all, they are  - whether you know it or not – performing a valuable public service.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Dear High School baseball parents - please shut up

The following is my recent Op-Ed from The Orlando Sentinel
It was with a mixture of bewilderment and nausea that I recently read an article about a controversy at Celebration High School and its 2017 spring baseball season.

According to the sports page of this newspaper, Celebration, after some seasons of struggling with losing seasons in high school baseball got a new coach, and as it turns out, a few new players who were apparently pretty talented.

This talent led to the some of the returning players at Celebration losing playing time, and as far as I know, perhaps starting positions on the team.

This led to immediate parent-complaining and speculation that the coach had engaged in FHSAA policy violations with respect to recruiting of new players.

It then led to an investigation and the resignation of the coach – even though the investigation found that he had not committed any policy violation.

All he did, apparently, was commit the cardinal sin of benching inferior players for superior ones.

I should mention that I am the head baseball coach at Legacy High School.   Legacy has fielded a baseball team for the past two years.  In 2016 we won seven games and lost eighteen.  This year we finished 9-16.  Two losing seasons in a row for this school where most of the players have not played organized baseball since they were twelve.

This season one of our returning players – a senior – was beaten out by a freshman for a starting infield position.

This senior responded to his demotion by showing genuine leadership on and off the field.  He was a calming influence during games when younger players were struggling and he took whatever playing time that came his way in a manner that exemplified dignity, maturity and a selflessness that was admired by everyone on the team.  In short, he acted like an adult.

I was aided by the fact that his parents never said one word about his demotion, reduced playing time or anything else for that matter.  They were always supportive, made no excuses for him and did not allow him to become a “victim” of his coach’s decision.

By contrast, one dad at Celebration was quoted as saying that he was going to take his two boys and go home after the new coach allowed the new players to have more playing time.

How sad.

I can only imagine how this is going to play out for his sons as they go on to college and the “real world”.  I can see it now.  The mean professor gives them a grade they don’t “deserve” so they quit and go home.  The harsh boss denies them a raise or promotion so they quit and go home.  Their heartless wife expects them to help with dirty diapers and they walk away from their duties as husbands and fathers.

I have a suggestion for the parents at Celebration – or any other school – where your precious child has been put on the bench in favor of a better player.

Shut up and deal with it. 

I tell my players every spring that I am not interested in anything their parents think about my lineup card.  The players who put in the most effort, have the best attitudes and are most productive play.  The others play less – and sometimes not at all.

My players are told that playing high school baseball is a privilege, not a right and that they will discover as young men that the world is not fair and that mommy and daddy cannot – and should not – always rush in to save them from that reality.

As a result, our players at Legacy are getting better at baseball and at the long walk towards manhood.

This may not mean that they have a winning record next year, or the year after that.  What it should mean is that when they leave high school they are better prepared to meet the challenges that are going to be in front of them for the rest of their lives.

The time has come to stop coddling our kids by threatening to quit and go home.  Instead we should tell our kids that if they want to be a starter, or get accepted into a great college, or be promoted in their job some day they have to be better than the next best competitor.